Reverendmother says: 

I am out all day Friday, so I beg your indulgence once again as I post an early Friday Five. Don't miss the absolutely marvelous Ask the Matriarch below--color coded, no less!

There are two types of people in the world, morning people and night owls. Or Red Sox fans and Yankees fans. Or boxers and briefs. Or people who divide the world into two types of people and those who don't. Let your preferences be known here. And if you're feeling verbose, defend your choices!

1. Mac? (woo-hoo!) or PC? (boo!)
PC all the way.  I used Macs in college briefly but they haven't been available to me as a University employee since then, so I uses what they gives me.  (Loans me).

2. Pizza: Chicago style luscious hearty goodness, or New York floppy and flaccid?  Living in Texas, I'm not sure I have a real idea of what these types actually ARE!  But I like deep dish pizza, so I guess Chicago style is for me. 

3. Brownies/fudge containing nuts:
a) Good. I like the variation in texture, and I like the crunchy!  But walnuts are the abomination.  Pah.  Papery.  If I wanted to eat papery, well, I'd eat paper!  Pecans, almonds!  Macadamias!

4. Do you hang your toilet paper so that the "tail" hangs flush with the wall, or over the top of the roll like normal people do?  I hang it so it goes over, EXCEPT that our current TP holder is VERTICAl so then do you put it on so that it goes from the left or the right!?  New problems through technology!

5. Toothpaste: Do you squeeze the tube wantonly in the middle, or squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go just like the tube instructs?  Whatever works.  Kind of both. 

Bonus: Share your favorite either/or.  Red wine or vodka?  Both, please, but not at the same time.  Actually I don't like wine so much...I like the idea of it but I'd rather drink beer or vodka.  Or water.