I am not making this up.
Gmail, like other free applications, includes "banner" ads, usually related in some way to the topic you are dealing with at the time. Kind of creepy.... "stop watching what I'm writing about!"
So last night I was cleaning out 82 spam messages from the WednesdayFestival account. And when I finished, as once before, I was presented with the cheery message, "Hooray! No spam in here!" and also a recipe via a link at the top of the "spam mailbox:"
Exported from MasterCook *
SPAM FAJITAS
Recipe By :
Serving Size : 8 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Main dish
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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Vegetable cooking spray
1 Green bell pepper, cut into
-julienne strips
1/2 Onion, cut into 1/4" slices
1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cut into
-julienne strips (12 oz)
3/4 c CHI-CHI's Salsa
8 Flour tortillas, warmed (8")
2 c Shredded lettuce
1/2 c Shredded hot pepper Monterey
-Jack or Cheddar cheese
1/2 c Nonfat plain yogurt
Extra salsa, if desired
Spray large non-stick skillet with vegetable cooking spray. Heat
skillet over medium-high heat. Saute green pepper and onion 2
minutes. Add SPAM. Saute 2 minutes. Stir in salsa and heat
thoroughly. Spoon about 1/2 cup SPAM mixture into each flour
tortilla. Top each with 1/2 cup shredded lettuce, 1 tablespoon
shredded cheese, 1 tablespoon yogurt, and extra salsa, if desired.
Yuck. All I can say is, Yuck, no, Super Yuck! Please note that the evil person who made up this recipe is not taking credit for it!
Question: why, if we are eating Spam, are we using a non-stick skillet and nonfat yogurt instead of sour cream? To reduce the FAT, maybe?
As my mother would say: Good Lord, Miss Agnes.
