For some reason this morning when I woke up, the TV was tuned to Fox Business (?) and Don Imus was on it (?) and there was this woman named Lori Rothman critiquing the new Eagles documentary.
Not only did she not make any substantive comments about the documentary, beyond that the Eagles have "let themselves go a bit" (wait until you're 60, sweetie), but she said that she tells her daughters, "it's really good to be short like you are, because you can wear any shoes you want, and you can date any guy you want."
What is this, 1942? 1982? Clearly I have missed the memo about the rules here lately.
Children of Lori Rothman, you can wear any damn shoes you want. And date any person you want. Man or woman.
Ba-da-dum. I have spoken.