Add to The Biker Wisdom Keys:
Bikers are awesome. If the bike runs out of gas on the highway on the way home from church (!), four different people will stop within 20 minutes to offer help. During that time one will bring cold bottles of water, and another will return with a gallon can of gas and refuse reimbursement.
If you stop off at Costco, don't get cute and try to buy a case of drinks. Saddlebags will only hold so much.
Unrelated to the bike:
If you go up to the altar for an anniversary blessing, be sure to prep husband with how many years you have been married, because Fr. Rector always asks the man and then asks the wife, "Is that right?" And he did NOT get it right. At least: he was within 1 year, and at least he didn't say, "Wait! We're MARRIED!?"
The Swizzles were in church but didn't have Sparkle. Did they leave her home!? Did she have a sleepover at a friend's!? Inquiring minds want to know!